Bitcoin's back, baby! Hitting a two month high, and even flirting with $95,000 has the crypto community all a twitter. Ethereum, Dogecoin, XRP, Solana – the entire move is on the green side. But hold on a second before you mortgage the house and YOLO into crypto. Are we witnessing a sustainable wave, or another boomlet driven by noise and nonsense as well as hype and hopium? I'm here to tell you what the talking heads aren't.

ETF Hype: Is It All That?

You all are blaming it on the ETF inflows and shouting “institutional adoption!” Sure, $12 million a day, a billion over two – that’s real money. I mean c’mon let’s get serious here, is that really enough to deserve this sort of price action to be justified? I think back to the dot-com boom, everyone jumping on board anything that had a “.com” on the end of it. Blind faith rarely ends well. Frankly, all of a sudden being a Bitcoin maximalist just gives me the 2021 vibes. We all know how that turned out, and it wasn’t a happy story.

ETFs are just another financial product. They’re not magic pixie dust, they’re subject to the same market forces and investor whims as everything else. They can amplify your wins, absolutely, but they can just as easily amplify your failures. So don’t be mistaken into thinking that ETFs like this are nothing more than a one-way pipecleaner to the moon. They are a tool and like any tool, they can be used wisely or foolishly.

Short Squeeze: Truth or Tall Tale?

Ah, the classic short squeeze narrative. More than $63 million crypto shorts liquidated, bears getting rekt! Cue the victory music. But let's dig a little deeper. Short liquidations can definitely power a rally, but they’re usually a cause – not the catalyst. Think about it: shorts get squeezed when the price moves against them. So then, what caused the original price change? Was that real demand, or simply a lot of leveraged longs loading up on the basis of…well, the basis of what, exactly.

$63 million is chump change in the grand scheme of the crypto market. Sure, it stings if you're on the wrong side of the trade, but it's hardly enough to trigger a parabolic move to $95,000.

I don’t think people are giving enough credit to the psychological factor. The market is one of the most emotional places imaginable, and once this price starts going up, human beings become greedy. They look at other people making money, and they want in on the deal. This is the moment when FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) takes over, and it can be an incredibly powerful motivator.

Ethereum's Rally: A Mirage?

Again, while Bitcoin’s hogging all the spotlight, Ethereum’s riding some bullish waves, topping $1,700. But before you start dreaming of ETH moonshots, let's be brutally honest: Ethereum's got problems. The proliferation of alternative Layer 1 protocols, each promising faster speeds and lower fees, is putting serious pressure on Ethereum's dominance.

A larger range and different kinds of ETF offerings are coming to market. As a consequence, Ethereum is in danger of being eclipsed by its larger, shinier sibling Bitcoin. A sustained rally in Ethereum? I wouldn't bet on it.

Think of it like this: Ethereum is like the aging rock star trying to stay relevant in a world of TikTok sensations. Sure, it’s got its diehards, but even they are getting jostled around by a much more talented, more creative, more daring, more dangerous crowd of newcomers.

The Real Fear: Regulation's Shadow

Everyone's focused on price charts and ETF flows, but I'm keeping a close eye on something far more significant: regulation. Let’s just say the government’s attention is definitely NOT on the crypto space in a positive manner. Sound regulation is needed not only to protect consumers but to prevent criminals from exploiting the system. As we discovered, excessive regulation can kill innovation and make the whole market unsafe.

And of course, there’s the geopolitical elephant in the room. Tensions between the US and China are at a decade-high. There’s even the possibility of a one-on-one between President Xi and former President Trump. These unanticipated wildcards have the potential to send shockwaves across the global economy, and crypto would similarly not be insulated.

I’m as much an advocate for innovation as anyone, but I’m a pragmatist. Though the crypto market is maturing, it is still an incredibly volatile market. Don't get caught up in the hype. Do your own research, know what you’re getting into, and never invest more than you can stand to lose.

This new Bitcoin rally might just be the beginning of a monumental breakthrough. It is just as likely to be a typical bull trap. Only time will tell. So, do your homework, proceed with caution, and don’t allow FOMO to influence your purchasing decisions.